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WWND Industries
Founder Announcements
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Feb 25 - Ok well my
gawd, its that time of year already. I cant believe it came so soon.
SEX. now what has it been. I cant believe it.(if this makes no
sense, good)
MONKEYS. WAHOO MIDGETS.
i love it . OHH can i be punk too? cool, so ill i have to do is
liten to blink 182 and limp bisket to be punk? FUCK Off you
pussies. i hope you all die. KILL THE HIPPIES. I hate you all.
Talking Bananas. When im president of the us all hippies and people
who piss me off will die or have to join the navy.
May 29 - I bought
the machine that goes ping, i am god in my own little world, and if
you dont like my world you will be crucified, hung, and stabbed
July 24th-
Due to the bad economy, What would nick do industries is hiring.
DEAD OR ALIVE. The founder has started a new top-secret
project...The crazy ladder project! DUN DUH DUN! PBBBT! cuckoo, oh
yes...did i say we're hiring? The qualifications are: That the
ladder, has to be crazy...and make no sense. Oh yes, jennifer, back
to the ladder...Male or female...thats it.
Holy fucking shit!
the last time i did this was may 29th...alrighty then. shit. fuck.
dammit. squirrel. hee hee! [founder is running] where are my pills?
i know. i think that fucking chipmunk's got 'em. now he's going to
go bust a nut in his hole. grr? the founders theories about the
current state of the economy: is that if the govt. stopped harassing
us so much about certain "policies" that WWND Industries
would single-handedly be able to bring this great nation...out of
this bad economic sector. behind every great...man...there is a
woman. and i'm glad, that i have lillian..because frankly, i like
the shade....
feb 11 2002 - well
today the nick was walking around the headquarters and realized that
morale was still down......... so he has announced that the beatings
will continue till morale improves. that is all.
feb 19 2002
- due to myy lack of funnies im am leaving for a vacation, well man
, i just thought of miss fancy pants tits, ok i gotta go do my
secretary cause i got one now, so i feel important. all nakamichi,
what ould i be without you, problally nothing, wait i am nothing,
fuck, well im ......... dammmit.
may 9 2002 - Spring
is always a time of Fear and Greed and Hoarding for the summer
coming on. Debt collectors are active on old people and fleece
the weak and helpless. They want to lay in enough cash to
weather the known horrors of June and July. There is always a
rash of kidnapping and abductions of school children in the baseball
months. Pre-teens of both sexes are traditionally seized and
grabbed off the streets by gangs of organized Perverts. so prepare
yourself for these upcoming months by arming yourself to the teeth.
june
2 2002 -Titie bars are
the Safe haven for the Modern American male, were else can you sit
back with your drink of choice and stare at real live tites with no consequence
other than blowing a couple of bucks, no bitching, dealing with
there personal bullshit, just sitting there and admiring there
bodies. What better way to unwind from a long day than with a Budweiser
and a naked woman who is look for nothing more than your money. a depressant
and a woman who is only interested in getting a couple of buck of
you for being a pig is the only way to unwind. remember that kids.
blah dammit monkeys.
march 21 2003 - hello all i decided to change that picture on the top, so how have you been, i have been good "FUCK YOU" god hates me , yes i hate me , ahhhh fucken dammit i need to get laid .............. fuck you all!!!!!!! go to http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=NLNYRMR&key=YHJ
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