Welcome to the newly formed and highly secretive jobs
section of the WWND. Yes we are hiring, and while generally we just
kinda go "YOU! You will work for the ND!" and give you some
random title we decided to also let people willingly work for us. No, now the ND has a page all
its own for people we are specifically looking for to fill jobs we think
we might need people to do. For instance the founder had this great idea
the other day for some broads to....i mean, uh...never mind. On to the
Description: The WWND GIRL will be responsible for
allowing pictures to be taken of HER [we note applicant MUST actually be
female. So quiet your damn ideas of putting on a bra and taking pics
right now captain] in various places and states [for instance, the state
i live in; denial] wearing or holding up items that say 'WWND'.
Involvement, if desired, in T-shirt designs [requiring prior founder
approval before fabrication] and procurement [most likely reimbursed at
least mostly] or said designs IN THE FLESH! Or, cloth. Yea that works
Anyways, the ND is looking
for a female model to be our mascot, silent spokes girl, et al. Please
note images may be modified in order to create false celebrity images
and distribution in advertisement and *other* uses is likely.
Terms of hiring is listed on seperate page.
Description: The ND is looking for several units to go about online and
in real life promoting the WWND. Make people go to the site at all costs
is the basic line. Convince them somehow. Post the link in forums and chartrooms.
Tell them its great. Right it on a plain white shirt in big black
letters and go walk around public places if your female or just that
special. [note that tight shirts=most effective.]
[oh also breasts help.]
email to do this.
The ND would like to hire mikefuck. your abilities suit you well to
ex-communicated squad duties. Normally the ex-squad leader would make
this decision, but i felt personal intervention due to his total
ineptness was in order. Specifically, we want you to take that video
camera you fucking borrowed 4 months ago and get someone [preferable
someone who knows how to point a camera at you and get some of the background
too] to film you going to various supermarkets hassling the lobsters
vocally. Still images would work too.
Let us know.
called THE NICK'S PSYCHOTIC
Description: Must be insane with an insatiable lust for killing. Or at
least throwing Molotov's at lab rats. basically you will be The Nick's
personal web promoter division and mass destruction and chaos promoter division
....... and other random tasks. boobs boobs
MASS SCALE ANAL SEX
: self explanatory
Want a unlisted position?
Think you can work well for the ND? Good, we always need new victims. I
MEAN....uh....Applications will be online soon!
Wait! The application is