Special Message to scary 15 year olds who claim they also like penis:
THiS Page engineered buy THE webnancy himself...LOOSEcANNOn. Bitch here
|A complete set of steak knives?! Well! Alls forgiven then!|
ADMIT NOTHING, DENY EVERYTHING, MAKE COUNTER ACCUSATIONS
WWND Industries SECOND Magazine Interview
November 2nd, 2001 - Raynham Office-A clip from the recent KLIXX magazine interview of our co-founder, your webnancy, lOOSEcANNON.
Slut- The interviewer
Slut- Thank you Mr. Cannon for taking the time out of your hectic schedule to to have this interview with us
LC- Mr. Cannon?
Slut- Er....sorry loosecannon, may i call you loose?
LC- Well, i cant say as anyone has before and bearing my asshole is VIRGIN, i dont see the relativity, and furthermore, your spelled my name wrong. The OOSE and ANNON should be capitalized. Dickhead.
Slut- Sorry again Mr. Cannon....
LC- Back with that mister shit again huh? Listen, SLUT, would i call you Mr. Slut?
Slut- Uh, ah, uh...no.
LC- Thats damn
right! Mr. is a show of respect, and you, fucknut, certainly dont
deserve any. Not that i believe in the foolish concept in the first
LC- On with it wormy....
At this point, THE NICK wanders unexpectedly onto the set of the interview. He crosses the stage and walks smack dab into a water bubbler. He calls to no in particular, "oh, i'll get that. Probably for me anyways..." and wanders off in another direction...
LC- Ah, at least he
remembered not to wear pants...
LC- [Stands up suddenly and salutes] AYE! BE THERE WITHOUT YOUR PANTS CAPTAIN!
Off stage THE NICK turns dazedly and abruptly stumbles to the ground. He his heard shouting "Who put that plant there?!"
Slut- Um...wasnt that you, lc, before the show began?
LC- [aside to slut, 'SHHHH!'] Aye! Lookout there captain! Them bastards work in pairs!
The nick screams in panic, "Ah! 2 of them?!"
LC- Aye cap'n, the other squirrelly fucker be around here somewhere, be off with you before he catches you unawares sir!
Then nick shrieks, and bolts down a side corridor.
Moments later, a loud ruckus is heard.
The nick swears aloud, "What the fuck? Who put this plant here??!" and can be heard storming off in in a streak of swearing mumbles...
<Long, uncomfortable silence.>
Slut- So ah....um.....that was the nick huh?
LC- YOU BLOODY BASTARD! [Tackles slut]
See the rest of the exciting interview in newsstands last july!
Some highlights include:
"Slut-So if you and the nick were stranded in the mountains you'd try to use communication systems on the plane for a last ditch satellite missile redirection to the house of barbara streisand rather than call for help?!"
"LC- PAH! They cant fire me, I'm a co-founder!"
"Slut-So what your saying to me...is that in a matter of hours, you could single-handedly defeat an entire brigade of oprah winfrey supporters without the aid of Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
"LC- You know the real beauty of sodomy is the brussel sprouts..."
"LC- You know...without those androids...i could have never developed that [INTERNAL SECRETS: CLASSIFIED< ONLY THE NICK AND LC MAY KNOW (the nick: know what?)]"
"Slut- So you really got kicked out of Yugoslavia?"
"LC- Ya so we're doing this corporate takeover thing, and i got this great idea to use some RABID, SNOW WEEVILS..."
"Slut- So thats squirrel
"LC- FUCK YOU, barbara streisand!"
"LC-All i knew
was i needed lesbians! and I needed them now! <pause with shuffling
See that and the gripping conclusion about the design of the heralded WWND website....
"LC: Well half-ass is one our mottos...and if it isnt, i can add that to the site in 2 minutes! See our design is such i can make sweeping changes like that...Admittedly, it'll take me at least 3-9 weeks to actually do it..."
Klixx is a leading magazine for adult webmasters. Really.
Oh! so you want to play dirty, do you?