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WWND Industries Mottos
WWND Industries - no purpose, just pissa
WWND Industries -pointlessness is our goal
WWND Industries "endless pursuit of pointlessness"
WWND Industries "he who farts in church, makes german perfume"
WWND Industries "cause child labor is cheaper"
WWND Industries "get the FUCK off our lawn"
WWND Industries "paving the rainforest"
WWND Industries "Jesus works in our accounting department"
WWND Industries "endless pursuit to make x-ray sunglasses"
WWND Industries ""
WWND Industries "building a better world ..... the half ass way"
WWND Industries "we own you in our own little world"
WWND Industries "FUCK off, were busy helping imaginary customers"
WWND Industries "We work HARD for you, without any pants, ok, got that, huh, ya baby,oh ya Bitch take it"
WWND Industries "kFUCK Speel Chekars"
WWND Industries "we right off prostitutes as a travel expense"
WWND Industries "cause midgets are funny"
WWND Industries "if ya think our mottos are pointless, wait to you see our Mission statement"
WWND Industries "cause, who the hell else is going to do it?"
WWND Industries "we *really* believe the world needs better rubber nipples"
WWND Industries "sluts....boobs....cookie dough!"
WWND Industries "single-handedly keeping THE dream alive...NO not that one!"
WWND Industries "much better than barbara streisand"
WWND Industries "THE FACE THAT FORDS THE ABORTION ISSUE"
WWND Industries "APATHY. If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us."
WWND Industries "We put the HOMO, in HOMO SAPIEN!"
 
WWND Industries Motivational sayings 
( note : these saying are posted all over the office, ya know to motivate the workers )
 
 
"APATHY. If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us." 
 
"DEMOTIVATION. Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people."
 
"ARROGANCE. The Best Leaders Inspire By Example. When That's Not An Option, Brute Intimidation Works Pretty Well, Too."
 
"ELITISM. It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom."
 
"ADVERSITY. That which Does Not Kill Me Postpones the Inevitable."
 
"BLAME.    The Secret To Success Is Knowing Who To Blame For Your Failures."
 
"DEFEAT. For Every Winner, There Are Dozens Of Losers. Odds Are You're One Of Them."
 
"FAILURE.  When Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough."
 
"IDIOCY.   Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups."
 
"INCOMPETENCE. When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do."
 
"INEPTITUDE. If You Can't Learn To Do Something Well, Learn to Enjoy Doing It Poorly."
 
"MEDIOCRITY. It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until It's Too Late."
 
"PESSIMISM. Every Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining, but Lightning Kills Hundreds of People Each Year Who Are Trying to Find It."
 
"PROBLEMS. No Matter how Great and Destructive your Problems May Seem Now, Remember, You've Probably only Seen the Tip of Them."
 
"PROCRASTINATION. Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now."
 
"UNDERACHIEVMENT. The Tallest Blade Of Grass Is The First To Be Cut By The Lawnmower."
 
"FEAR. Until You Have The Courage To Lose Sight Of The Shore, You Will Not Know The Terror Of Being Forever Lost At Sea."
 
"SACRIFICE. Your Role May Be Thankless, But If You're Willing To Give It Your All, You Just Might Bring Success To Those Who Outlast You."
 
"INSANITY. It's Difficult To Comprehend How Insane Some People Can Be. Especially When You're Insane."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Why is it no woman will let me misuse fruit rollups on her so appropriately, AND on film?