Special Message to Zombies:

[reissued for emphasis]

ATTACK!

THiS Page engineered buy THE webnancy himself...LOOSEcANNOn.  Bitch here

REPEAT! "i am a good WWND shopper.."

 

ADMIT NOTHING, DENY EVERYTHING, MAKE COUNTER ACCUSATIONS 

 

 

 

YES folks, it is finally here. You [and me] have all been waaaaiting and waaaaitng so finally, i, lOOSEcANNON appeal to the masses to subject yourselves for the WWND's *first ever* contest! Thats right! THE ND is doing what no other major corporation conglomeration and whatnot would EVER do...

That's right. the WWND is hiring.

And not only are we hiring, we are hiring a WWND GIRL. In a break of stroke genius, the ND has whimsically placed upon the masses responsibility the job of choosing this wondrous position. More on that later, on to details of the position!