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NEW Product quicktakes site! At this exciting and entertaining locale
which is really much different than everything else, we offer intrigue!
Romance! and a sweaty nurse! So without further ado, ado ado, new
products described hastily for more efficient time use!
The ND Labs Demon-soul Obliterron Death-16. Whilst many of you are looking at this thinking "that looks like a butterfly" yet another unfashionable younger fembot is tattooing A: her lower back or B: her stomach with yet another boring rendition of a butterfly. In order to combat this growing epidemic (in the name of fashionability, of course; the nd as always must guard fashion) the nd has devised this amazing device which fly's about harmlessly collecting grapes, and turnips, stopping to festoon its legs with pollen at local flower-bars and pissing off less-attractive moth's who become distraught and commit suicide with the aid of the ever unwitting lightbulbs...much the usual sort of day for our everyday butterfly. However, when the ND Labs patented Amazing! Antennae detect yet another fetus or 'college-girl' (i.e. slut) with one of these or many other boring tattoo's (those idiotic 'mystical' suns come to mind) they immediately flutter, as if, harmlessly, in front of the unsuspecting pornsmith-fodder and briefly tantalize with a flutter of wings that secretly sends a subliminal message to them that life is terrible and they should kill themselves now before amazingly entering the central nervous system via means of the neck and causing microscopic set of changes in the skin cells of the shebot, changing their insipid body art into optionally either the words 'she-slut' or a intriguing image of a squirrel hiding acorns in a vagina; depending on the size and complexity of the tattoo. The Obliterron also has a 'ovarian oblitteron' attachment which simultaneously sterilizes the sponsor.
ok so that wasnt that fucking quick. eat me.
The ND LABS cock-er-sizer!
ND Labs Casual-Day suit!
The ND Labs Instant
Labs NEW Erotic wood-finish products!
Thats it for now, but look for more New products in a coming update!