Special message to your mom :

Wash.

THiS Page engineered buy THE webnancy himself...LOOSEcANNOn.  Bitch here

MMMM......Waffles.

 

ADMIT NOTHING, DENY EVERYTHING, MAKE COUNTER ACCUSATIONS 

 

 
Good Old US of A Division
The Nick - Founder, Ceo, Night Janitor, GOD , Transforming Hydraulic Entity Normally for Infiltration and Ceaseless Killing  
---------->coitus sinuous mistress- sexatary
 
Loose Cannon -(Taller than Nile) PRESIDENT, Co-Founder, Web Mistress, dept. of Future
 Development, Apocalypse architect *deep employee of cover in division of underclothing of girl of trap of come the small one*
 ---->DR. ViV E. Secton, master of looking nice in panties and having a great rack, also excelletus talentus in the sack. 
 
STALIN - Consultant for the founders,  director of the dept of human resources, head designer of the communist potato project
 
El Bastardo aka Baron Bastardo, aka that bastard!- The root of most evil (the rest is genetic), bastard squad group leader, capt. of anti-pants movement and overall sexy piece of ass, DEPT OF BEING TALLER THAN NILE
 
 devastation-general sexretary, taskmaster of tapping girls, dept of having breasts, dept of lesbian and bi0-sexual awareness [because she has TITS], head of secret government ego project, master of witty incessant commentary, other stuff eventually. Soon to be in porno on the strict orders of the ND!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!! DON'T FUCK THE PENGUIN!!!! DON'T FUCK THE PENGUIN!! KEEP HIM DOWN!!!

[actual test result]


[modified with actual staff member picture]

 

 
Princess - Goddess, that's all that needs to be said.
Dances with bikers, or DJ- Head of Dept. of "good game"; Head Chef; Head of underage staffing, Head of the head, Digital Judge
Jill or AKA H.U.H.? - dept. of priest porns;  dept of revenge [Bastard Squad member #2 in the special bastard unit] , [muwhuhahahahahah]; dept of spider wrangling, headmistress of WWND GIRL judgment; Head of gummi bear vigilance; AND former lowly gas-station attendant!!![!!]. Humanoid Used for Harm
Irish Hooligan - Dept. Of women's rights, V.p. of military surplus, dept for booze. First Mate of the 
li'l stabbin
Mr. Bungle - he's a monkey
K-Y Sully or K-Y-S - VP of Shipping and Handling Little Sisters, VP of Shipping (general), Assistant to the Head of underage staffing, Captain of the S.S. ESS ESS S
 
WWND Girls 
Holie - WWND Girl 1, founders sister(so dont even fucken think about it)
Magic (aka number 2) - WWND Girl 2
 
MEMEBERS OF THENICKAYEEN
 
Agent Eze - head of TheNickayeen, head of communist relations
 
everyone below are just members 
 
Astroglide 
F. Packer
Ball Washer
Snowball
Arse O. Meetry
BlumpKin
Rusty Trumbone
Dr. Bonage
Senor Teebaq
Queefy McQueef Queef Queef
Silky Johnson 
Petty File 
Juicey S. Long
G. Golly

 

 

 

FIRED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

 
Former US employee's
Tang - Co-founder, Soul Collector, Customer Service
His Holiness (The Man)- Head Security Officer, God of Security, Department of "The MAN"
Bryant's BROAD (aka the woman formally known as lauren) - Dept. of Corrupting a Minor, Porno. Sales, V.p. of accounting.
Lord of shadows - Head chef, Night window washer, Dept. of useless electronic gadgets.
Monkey in suit- entertainment, he is in a suit cause we are a classy place
Irish Hooligan - Dept. Of women's rights, V.p. of military surplus, dept for booze.[rehired]
Chemical Halo-Goddess of funk, Fashion consultant, *Executive director of inter-directive sub-divisional theoretical marketing* 
El Bastardo- The root of most evil (the rest is genetic), bastard squad group leader, capt. of anti-pants movement and overall sexy piece of ass.... 
Capt. Adventure- Ex-communicated squad leader, background technician, defilent object of kinky sex positions AND acts
MIKEFUCK- [note: mikefuck has no actual job. we just wanted his sexy ass on the payroll. RRRARRR!]
Da, Atomic Avenga dude - dept of air disruption and air relocation (and setting off car alarms), head of ultra secret speed yellow project, dept of excessive interior lighting,
Richie the Five OOOOOOOOO- dept of 5.0's, Taunton translator, dept of secret Spanish encryption
Tyransourisflex: head of emo-awreness in hardcore music, dept. of being a bitch
 ---------->Iluvu- the nicks "personal" assistant, The Nick's sexatary, dept of looking sexy, 
      -----------> Some Broad - Another "personal" assistant,
--------------Hot-pants - sexatary, fired for not putting out reasons.

Tang: Dept. of founder cookie theft, jesus complex in a box

Hoover the ass-fraggle: autonomous whine-o-tron, grand high wizard of drama insertion, dept. of whining, emo space hussie
Jizzabelll : V.P. of a little something something, Assistant director of artistic design and wording of the WWND girl t-shirt project, V.P.. of Intellectual literature (i.e. penis book), Head of the Masturbation Nation Project.
Mr. Taunton (aka Da, Atomic Avenga dude) - dept of air disruption and air relocation (and setting off car alarms), head of ultra secret speed yellow project, dept of excessive interior lighting,
Chris Lowell (aka Richie the Five OOOOOOOOO)- dept of 5.0's, Taunton translator, dept of secret Spanish encryption
miss fancy pants: head of ridiculous body striping, dept of random flashing to creepy boys, dept. of being shady, Jizzabell 's "personal" assistant. 
Los Loco Chico (aka Daniel Son) - Official Translator for the ND, head decoder of secret Spanish encryption, Dept of spotting bitches for the founder when the founder isn't paying attention.
Ses Carney - Dept of Spiting fire, Head of security, Head of Sword Spiting.
Pen- Day- Ho - Dept. of being an asshole, Voice of the founder around annoying people, Head of The asshole squad, head of communist relations and other stuff.
 
this is the secret photo take of richie when he was a dishwasher at friendlys
 
 

 

 

Note to rejects: 

de·file2 (d-fl)
intr.v. de·filed, de·fil·ing, de·files, defilent

To march in single file or in files or columns.

n.
  1. A narrow gorge or pass that restricts lateral movement, as of troops.
  2. A march in a line.

NOW think about what i just said about the capt...
 
 
Europe Division
Sgt. Rebel -U.K. distributor, Dept. of Drunkenness, V.P. of anything he damn feels like you stupid bastards, proprietor of fine explosives and blowing up shit extraordinaire..
 
 
ruckus - official bitch boy of Sgt Rebel, dept of bitch, assistant director in the department of fucking with peoples minds and defoulment of persons of female persuasion.
 
Chrissy (special note from sgt.reble "she who rides with horses that Moo") - Director of the department of hating children and eating cereal out of a coffee mug.