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Good
Old US of A Division
The
Nick
- Founder, Ceo, Night Janitor, GOD ,
Transforming Hydraulic Entity Normally for Infiltration
and Ceaseless Killing
---------->coitus sinuous
mistress- sexatary
Loose
Cannon -(Taller
than Nile) PRESIDENT, Co-Founder, Web Mistress, dept. of Future
Development,
Apocalypse architect *deep employee of cover in division of underclothing of girl of trap of come the small
one*
---->DR.
ViV E. Secton, master of looking nice in panties and having a great
rack, also excelletus talentus in the sack.
STALIN - Consultant
for the founders, director of the dept of human resources, head designer
of the communist potato project
El Bastardo aka Baron
Bastardo, aka that bastard!-
The root of most evil (the rest is genetic), bastard squad group
leader, capt. of anti-pants movement and overall sexy piece of ass,
DEPT OF BEING TALLER THAN NILE
devastation-general
sexretary, taskmaster of tapping girls, dept of having breasts, dept
of lesbian and bi0-sexual
awareness [because she has TITS],
head of secret government ego project, master of witty incessant commentary,
other stuff eventually. Soon to be in porno on the strict orders
of the ND!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!! DON'T FUCK THE PENGUIN!!!! DON'T FUCK
THE PENGUIN!! KEEP HIM DOWN!!!
[actual test result]
Princess - Goddess, that's all
that needs to be said.
Dances
with bikers, or DJ- Head
of Dept. of "good game"; Head Chef; Head of underage
staffing, Head of the head,
Digital Judge
Jill
or AKA H.U.H.? - dept. of priest porns;
dept of revenge [Bastard Squad member #2 in the special bastard
unit] , [muwhuhahahahahah]; dept of spider wrangling,
headmistress of WWND GIRL judgment; Head of gummi bear vigilance;
AND former lowly
gas-station attendant!!![!!]. Humanoid Used for Harm
Irish
Hooligan - Dept. Of women's rights, V.p. of military surplus, dept for
booze. First Mate of the
li'l stabbin
Mr. Bungle - he's a monkey
K-Y Sully or K-Y-S - VP of
Shipping and Handling Little Sisters, VP of Shipping (general),
Assistant to the Head of underage staffing, Captain of the S.S.
ESS ESS S
WWND Girls
Holie - WWND Girl 1,
founders sister(so dont even fucken think about it)
Magic (aka number 2)
- WWND Girl 2
MEMEBERS OF
THENICKAYEEN
Agent Eze - head of TheNickayeen,
head of communist relations
everyone below are
just members
Astroglide
F.
Packer
Ball Washer Snowball Arse O. Meetry BlumpKin Rusty Trumbone Dr. Bonage Senor Teebaq Queefy McQueef Queef Queef
Silky
Johnson
Petty File
Juicey S. Long
G. Golly
Former
US employee's
Tang
- Co-founder, Soul Collector, Customer Service
His
Holiness (The Man)- Head Security Officer, God of Security, Department
of "The MAN"
Bryant's
BROAD (aka the woman formally known as lauren)
- Dept. of Corrupting a
Minor, Porno. Sales, V.p. of accounting.
Lord
of shadows
- Head chef, Night window washer, Dept. of useless
electronic gadgets.
Monkey
in suit- entertainment, he is in a suit cause we are a classy place
Irish
Hooligan - Dept. Of women's rights, V.p. of military surplus, dept for
booze.[rehired]
Chemical
Halo-Goddess
of funk, Fashion consultant, *Executive director of inter-directive
sub-divisional theoretical marketing*
El
Bastardo-
The root of most evil (the rest is genetic), bastard squad group
leader, capt. of anti-pants movement and overall sexy piece of
ass....
Capt.
Adventure- Ex-communicated
squad leader, background technician, defilent object of kinky sex
positions AND acts
MIKEFUCK- [note: mikefuck has
no actual job. we just wanted his sexy ass on the payroll. RRRARRR!]
Da, Atomic Avenga dude - dept of air disruption
and air relocation (and setting off car alarms), head of ultra secret
speed yellow project, dept of excessive
interior lighting,
Richie the Five OOOOOOOOO- dept of 5.0's,
Taunton translator, dept of secret Spanish encryption
Tyransourisflex: head of
emo-awreness in hardcore music, dept. of being a bitch
---------->Iluvu- the
nicks "personal" assistant, The Nick's sexatary, dept of
looking sexy,
-----------> Some Broad - Another
"personal" assistant,
--------------Hot-pants - sexatary, fired for
not putting out reasons.
Tang: Dept. of founder cookie theft, jesus complex in a box
Hoover the ass-fraggle:
autonomous whine-o-tron, grand high wizard of drama insertion, dept.
of whining, emo space hussie
Jizzabelll : V.P. of a little something something,
Assistant director of artistic design and wording of the WWND girl t-shirt project,
V.P.. of Intellectual literature (i.e. penis book), Head of the Masturbation
Nation Project.
Mr. Taunton (aka Da, Atomic Avenga dude) - dept of air disruption
and air relocation (and setting off car alarms), head of ultra secret
speed yellow project, dept of excessive
interior lighting,
Chris Lowell (aka Richie the Five OOOOOOOOO)- dept of 5.0's,
Taunton translator, dept of secret Spanish encryption
miss
fancy
pants:
head of ridiculous body striping, dept of random flashing to creepy
boys, dept. of being shady, Jizzabell 's "personal"
assistant.
Los Loco Chico (aka Daniel Son) -
Official Translator for the ND, head decoder of secret Spanish encryption, Dept of spotting bitches for the founder when the founder
isn't paying attention.
Ses Carney - Dept of Spiting
fire, Head of security, Head of Sword Spiting.
Pen- Day- Ho - Dept. of being an
asshole, Voice of the founder around annoying people, Head of The
asshole squad, head of communist relations and other stuff.
this is the secret photo take of richie when
he was a dishwasher at friendlys
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NOW think about what i just said about the capt...
Europe
Division
Sgt.
Rebel -U.K.
distributor, Dept. of Drunkenness, V.P. of anything he damn feels like
you stupid bastards, proprietor of fine explosives and blowing up shit
extraordinaire..
ruckus -
official bitch boy of Sgt Rebel, dept of bitch, assistant director in
the department of fucking with peoples minds and defoulment of persons
of female persuasion.
Chrissy (special note
from sgt.reble "she who rides with horses that Moo")
- Director of the department of hating children and eating cereal out
of a coffee mug.
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