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The Nick lOOSEcANNON Contact ADMIT NOTHING, DENY EVERYTHING, MAKE COUNTER ACCUSATIONS		WWND Industries First Magazine Interview May 30, 2001 - Raynham Office - This is a clip from the interview THE NICK had with TIME magazine *Jim* - the interviewer TN - The Nick *Jim* - the nick, your a man of great respect and fear to lots of people how does that feel? TN - well jim , it feels fucken great, and about that respect part, i dont think so buddy, the fear, i agree with you, bob, cause you know scott, when your as powerful as me, people repect you from fear, actually thats is .... hold on......never mind she is too young. *jim* - huh? TN- on with the interview, jackass, or do ya wanna die, cracker? *Jim*- whatever, so during this economic slump, wwnd industries has come out on top, how do you explain this? TN - well i usually explain this in very complex gibberish and a series of sign language that no one understands then write it all down on paper blessed by the pope with invisible ink then feed it to my invisible dog , then pick up the invisible dodo and feed it to a gray parrot that flies away and then the parrot gets eaten by a bald eagle, the i shoot the bald eagle and put its corps in the fire of Satan. *Jim* - no i mean , explain why you havent taken a financial hit from this economic slum. TN - cause we ducked, just kidding tony, no its because we have products and services that people need whether the economy is good or bad, whether they have money or not. *Jim* - what is this product and services? TN - you ask to many questions about us, what about yourself, do you like a good whipping every once and a while, cause you look the type, brian. *JIM* - what? TN - you hear me Jennifer, now answer the question, do you know where the holy grail is? *Jim* - Huh?