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The Nick
ADMIT NOTHING, DENY EVERYTHING, MAKE COUNTER ACCUSATIONS
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WWND
Industries First Magazine Interview
May
30, 2001 - Raynham Office - This is a clip from the interview THE NICK
had with TIME magazine
Jim
- the interviewer
TN
- The Nick
Jim
- the nick, your a man of great respect and fear to lots of
people how does that feel?
TN
- well jim , it feels fucken great, and about that respect part, i
dont think so buddy, the fear, i agree with you, bob, cause you know
scott, when your as powerful as me, people repect you from fear, actually
thats is .... hold on......never mind she is too young.
jim
- huh?
TN-
on with the interview, jackass, or do ya wanna die, cracker?
Jim-
whatever, so during this economic slump, wwnd industries has come out
on top, how do you explain this?
TN
- well i usually explain this in very complex gibberish and a series
of sign language that no one understands then write it all down on
paper blessed by the pope with invisible ink then feed it to my
invisible dog , then pick up the invisible dodo and feed it to a
gray parrot that flies away and then the parrot gets eaten by a bald
eagle, the i shoot the bald eagle and put its corps in the fire of Satan.
Jim
- no i mean , explain why you havent taken a financial hit from this
economic slum.
TN
- cause we ducked, just kidding tony, no its because we
have products and services that people need whether the economy is
good or bad, whether they have money or not.
Jim
- what is this product and services?
TN
- you ask to many questions about us, what about yourself, do you like
a good whipping every once and a while, cause you look the type, brian.
JIM
- what?
TN
- you hear me Jennifer, now answer the question, do you know where the
holy grail is?
Jim
- Huh?
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